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The roots of the state reach back to 10th century BC, when a local Slavic tribe settled in the area. The only historical documents mentioning them in this period were written by the members of the tribe themselves, as they have invented the phonetic alphabet, along with irrigation, masonry and God.
How the Serbs ended up in the Balkans 16 centuries before the actual migration of the Slavs is a mystery, along with the fact that they built churches in Byzantine style more than a millennia before Christianity and Byzantium, but this seemed to be an internal joke between the tribesmen that historians don't really get today.
Formally it covers 4/3 of square meter (that is 1.333333333333.. square meter) so the slovenians clame to have an infinit teritory and clame the ultimate dictatorship over Sirius A/B.
Slovenia has a population of three (half goat) anonymus guys formally known as Janez, a sheep , and a half of a fish in a bucket of salted water (wich represents the supreme sea)
The national religion is a pagan worship of an eagle with three silicon breasts
(wich are show on Slovenia's coat of arms)
Nostradamus claims that Slovenia is the ultra hidden penthouse-kingdom of God,full of naked nuns wich are actually prove to be the source of the Apocalypse
There is an urban legend that the slovenians are a nation.
One of the guys is fat, so he had to ask for a dual citizenship, so he is Slovenian and Croatian now.That means that the population is 2 and a half.
The slovenian alps consist of a foothill near the parking lot.
The national sport is micro skiing. Normal sized skies are longer than the country.On one ocasion slovenians caused the World War of Warcraft with austria, while trying to ski on baby sized skies.
Bosnia was created in 1924 to give Serbia and Croatia somewhere to have regular fights without damaging their own lands. And boy, did they ever.
Official languages: Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian, Arabian, Bosno-Serbo-Croat, Croato-Bosno-Serb, Serbo-be-bo-bo-Cro-Magnon, Be-Bop
Formerly known as the Former Yugoslav Replublic of Macedonia, the full name of this country is now Tcfkatfyrom
(The country formerly known as the former Yugoslav Replublic of Macedonia), a title it adopted after achieving independence from the United Nations in 1991, following the collapse of the vowel industry in neighbouring Yugoslavia.
The Macedonian identity developed in а parallel universe, although most historians today agree that Macedonians are just Serbs with a heavy speech impediment ("Srbite so teshkata govornata manata"), which is the PC term for Macedonian cattle and assorted farm animals.