Zasto nam zene zavide? (penis envy)

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The helicopter is strangely enough the most well-known dick trick. Most people have heard of it but few have actually seen it. This regular version can be done with or without helping hands, but without hands it can be difficult to start the rotation. Some people claim that the helicopter dick trick was born as a reaction to the 50´s Hula Hoop revolution. The feeling of freedom mixed with exercise could be combined with a perhaps necessary breeze in the genital area. Funny and useful are still important words in the world of today.

Take one penis. With both hands, get a grip around the root and spin your penis around like the rotors of a helicopter. Without hands it is more difficult to get the penis spinning. If you don’t succeed it might help to stand on one leg and lean while jumping to get the package going.

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Meet spring in Paris! Great! Drink Pernod in a café and observe the people strolling by in the shadow of the Eiffel tower. Now you can recreate this feeling with a refreshing dick trick that is guaranteed to arouse sweet memories in French-lovers and others who have enjoyed the fruits of Paris. If you feel like it, do your entrance dressed in beret, blue-white striped sweater, red scarf and with a baguette smartly under your arm. A faint smell of garlic could also be an asset. Foreskin is preferred, but the trick works without it as well.



Take one penis, preferably with a foreskin. Take a broad grip of the scrotum with your left hand. Take the foreskin in your right hand. Pull your penis upwards with your right hand. Pull you left hand with the scrotum downwards. Voilá!

paperje je napisao/la: ›
kad sam na drugoj godini učila razvojnu psihologiju, u ruke mi je došla jedna skripta iz spomenutog predmeta. sve je bilo baš super: sistematično, jasno i ozbiljno. kad dođemo do onoga gdje gospon freud objašnjava kako se klinci spolno razvijaju i opet je sve ozbiljno. kad, dođem do opisa te zavisti zbog penisa. sjećam se ko da je jučer bilo, tamo je pisalo A JADNA MALA NEMA BOGATI KURCA!!!!!

davorccc je napisao/la: ›
Baš sam s kolegicama razglabao o ovoj temi, i složile se da je ljepše biti muško, ne zbog kite već zbog nekih drugim razloga, ima podeblji popis.

insomnia je napisao/la (Pogledaj post): › ja ću KREPAT od smijeha... zašto ovak nečeg nema u udžbenicima prirode?

MissTake je napisao/la: ›

insomnia je napisao/la (Pogledaj post): › ja ću KREPAT od smijeha... zašto ovak nečeg nema u udžbenicima prirode?

A zašto se OVOne uči crtati na satovima likovnog??????

_Jimmy_ je napisao/la: ›
ma najviše nam zavide što možemo piškiti stojećki ...