Stih na stih

Evo nove igre:
slažemo stihove koji se moraju rimovati.
mislim da svi kuže o čemu se radi, tako da možemo krenuti - pa dokle ide, ide

Na ovome osijek 031 portalu...

ponovno započinjemo igricu malu

opet će prerast' sve u šalu...

zog dosta potencijala u ovom materijalu

dok iz nosa vadim balu...

razmišljam o novom tandrbalu

i okrećem se kriminalu

dok luposukcijom iz nekih izvlačim šalu

...i svako jutro trgnem šljivovicu malu...

...pa vidim da registrirani korisnik leži kraj kita nasukanog na žalu...

i odlučih, ševit ću te na tom balu...

...a ona to neće shvatiti kao šalu...

usprkos njenom jalu...

i javnom ćudoređu ili moralu...

...ona će izigravati djevicu palu...

i sjetit' se kad ju se dobro jebalo...

i kad ju se bezdjevičaniskim udrugama predalo

čujem 42 kako viče, sve me sjebalo

...i gleda kako se opet neke na foru upecalo...

..pa ih je nešto dobro prepalo..

kao onda kad ju je silovalo...

..ogromno stado dok je paslo..

... priznajem, to nije bilo moje maslo...

...ali prebrzo me zgrabilo i snašlo..

shvatih, iz šupka je izraslo...

nešto vrlo, vrlo slasno

zbog čega podviknuh nadasve glasno

...ja sam opsjenar i carujem bezumljem, jel vam jasno?...

U glas odgovoriše svi: jasno nam je, jasno..

...i naručiše jedno prase masno...

.. i nahrupiše na njega pa pojedoše ga slasno..

...mljackajući glasno...

i večeraše do navečer kasno

dok nije postalo opasno

ali ne i manje časno...

...i družili su se tako oni uz prase masno, sve do u noć kasno...

kad treći reče glasno...

...e, baš je prase bilo slasno...

anakonda

...e, baš je prase bilo slasno...

. Negdje dalje, u šumarku, nešto je praslo..

...svi se zapitaše - čije je to maslo?

A ono biješe lija koja se u grmlju skrila..

...kako bi se zaštitila od lovaca, debila...

...s puškama koje ubijaju i reptila..

...a netom prije je mirno vodu u potoku na šumskom proplanku pila...

..a sad je od straha prdnila...

Loona

..a sad je od straha prdnila...

...te naglo dobila krila...

...pa u nebesko prostranstvo odletila.

...ali da povede dragog sa sobom nije se sjetila...

..te je tek lagano preko njega preletjela.

Točka sad. Ajmo dalje...

...niti je točku na kraju Loonine rečenice primijetila...

Loona

..te je tek lagano preko njega preletjela.

Točka sad. Ajmo dalje...

Damn, kad prije??? Ok, krenuli smo već dalje...

....kao da neće temu promijeniti i drugu tehniku primjeniti..

...drugi će zbog riječi naših suze liti...

...i početi alkohol piti...

...jedan drugog nogama lupati po riti...

...a kada svega budemo siti...

ići ćemo još malo piti

...i na tamburašima tugu utopiti...

i sutradan na sve načine mamurluk kriti

dok sve probleme mamurnosti ne uspijemo riješiti

odlučih, alkohol neću ostaviti...

nego ću se prema njemu obrambeno postaviti

ja voljeh poroka mnogo...

...jebo sam dok sam mogo...

a onda se preselio u Togo

..pa s nekom crkinjom imao djece mnogo..

...najstariji sin mi Gogo...

...premda sam bio pravedan, ipak ga odgajah strogo...

...i na majicu mu stavih logo...

..."Slušaj tatu, Gogo"...

i sve od toga dana

...kad je pukla brana...

...gumenog kisobrana...

...za male majmune nestalo je banana...

...sto im je bil jedina hrana...

...dokaz je to da čeljad ljudska nisu humana...

..što tek je jedna u nizu njihovih mana

...još od ranih dana...

...dana Muzickog tobogana...

...kad su se igrali partizana...

trčkarajući okrvavljenih tabana

i vjerovali u kur ana

...pa izrasli u talibana...

...umjesto svinje odlučili su jesti šarana...

...na nagovor svoga jarana...

...starog, čangrizavog Marijana...

... osam godina nešišana...

... i opet sve na građanina....

koji je bio pun govana

i šetao je gradom noseći buzdovana

i prosao pored kormorana...

što bijaše frustriran slinim noćnim morama...

...no, spasila ga je šarena pidžama...

..ukrašena prugama i točkama..

...dok je trčao po lokvama...

..noge je smočio i pivo istočio..

mnogo se mučio, na kraju odlučio...

da je na ovom svijetu da bi druge poučio

umjesto sve iz neckermanna naručio

...pa se sa krivom dostavom mučio...

..i sve probleme na sebe sručio.

probajmo sad na engleskom
evo početka:
From a past life it came

...he got no one to blame...

and all he felt was shame

when he played that game..

taking it to the hall of fame

..but all he's got was a blame..

and he felt he always was the same

like an Olymipc flame

but the truth is - he was just lame

...just one picture in the frame...

...no one knew his name...

...well, that was a shame...

but there was no one to blame

untill he realized it was just a game

and then he started to ame

... on that bitchy dame...

'coz shooting your mother-in-law is the best f**king game

and late me tell you, it isn't lame

don`t be afraid, it` just a game

...i would like to fuck you, but i can't remember your name...

and i would like to change the leading word..

.... don't do that, i'll become a nerd..

wait a minute, this is apsurde

but if you only knew what I just heard...

it's a joke about a lion and a bird

and a small buffalo herd...

..but there's something new i've learned..

..and now I don't wanna dance..

...please give me another chance...

..to do my best in this provance..

...and go to that boring France...

... to pick a color for my fence...

after that i won't be needing no defence

and I'll just drive around in my Mercedes Benz

. After that I'll buy another car..

... and maybe I'll take you to the bar...

...and show you my nuclear...

...head at the "S.co.bar"...

...and then i'll take you so far...

...that I'll put you an collar...

hoping it won't leave you a scar

...and then i'll hit you with my pick-up roll bar...

...and You will stay completelly disarm...

...and say, i'm out of charm...

@anakonda:
šta ti pišeš, čovječe?
ne valja ti gramatika ops:">

so i'll go to my uncle's farm

Ženska_glava

@anakonda:
šta ti pišeš, čovječe?
ne valja ti gramatika ops:">

...nema veze, bitno je da se rimuje...

...i da ljudi trose pilule....

Ženska_glava

so i'll go to my uncle's farm

..and buy myself a nice toolbar..

...then i'll break another jar...

...and your mom will start to cry...

..because you are nothing like her other son..

...and she will shoot you with the gun...

..to make a big hole in your mind..

...and make you fuckin' blind...

..so you won't see anything else..

...except big whales...

...on the coast of Wales...

...where old men are narrating tales...

..and sending bulk e-mails...

...while chewing on some snails...

and bitting their nails

..just trying to get through the days..

hoping there are no ends on their ways..

. So they were going up on the stairs..

with only two pairs

...of her pubic hairs...

..between her long legs..

...touched by two fags..

..who climb on the roof to dangle their rainbow flags..

...and their little pinky-yellow bags...

..with their own fancy tags..

loughing to their own not-at-all-funny gags

about old rags

taking some bad drugs

..and rolling their selves in mug..

..eating creepy bug...

..with just a touch of mustard..

..who belongs to the bastards..

..with heads in stardust..

..where the princess dreamed of you..

still not knowing what to do..

..but if i try so hard..

i can find and kill the bastard

..but should I run or should I stay..

...if she stay, would she lay?

if it doesnt work for me, tell the people

..but if you lay, maybe you find out she's gay?

or her body wants to pray?

that i'm on my way...

..in my boots going away..

and i'm gone till the end of the day

...and through the night, if I may...

. But leaving is not so easy..

because my days are so busy..

only a full can be real easy..

..with all those people who are very sleezy..

..singing all over the world..

living their daily apsurd..

..with their patetic heads turned..

..into very strange night full of mystic..

..dreams of guns in ballistic..

..ive taken all bad boys in my special logystic..

..to make them eating like dogs..

..everybody choose to eat legs & frogs..

..and all that they eat has gone to fog..

...i know, he fuck that dog...

..anyway, u can read it on his blog..

...i know he did it, it's in his log...

.. im sure he`ll catch and eat my frog..

...As twenty cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do, this town ain't big enough for the both of us, and it ain't me who's gonna leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

But you almost make us leave..

...that I think should I give...

..all my wonderfull words..

...to a person without soul...

..instead of heart he has a hole..

no, he's just from the south pole

aiming at some higher goal..

with words coming from his soul...

pure as sky without cloud...

being cold but also proud

once he was lost, but now he's found

while he was waitnig, the voices inside were just too loud..

and get outside like a mouth

..but inside she's a scout..

with permission to bout...

..whit lazy Marry about..

trying to kick him in the snout

..so they tried to pull him off..

and he wears Coolwater Davidoff

just to hide that nasty smell and hope he won't get yet another "why don't you just f**k off"...

And while they were sitting in a bar..

came 1step2far (ha ha)
she came from far far away

1step2far

he came 1step2far (ha ha)

and kissed her but inside of him it was a war..

between loyalty and obsession affair...

and now what will she do, will he be still fair?

no, he is bad, he just do not care

..about her feelings and underware...

which, by the way, he like's to wear

..nevermind that she will care..

to not broke his hearth, anyware...

..because he is so rare..

and she cryed somewhere...

..knowing that no one care..

but, passion is still in the air

like love in one song

known only to those

who gets love wrong..

but can´t escape his destiny at all...

..when feelings grows like a mushroom..

in the darkest room

..with no lights, just the moon..

fells like a very special momemt - one in a million

that you will never forget

words: "I´m too drink to feel it"!

but i am loving it

and I will never forget it

wondering how you gonna make it

to be happy without faking it..

yes i am strong enough to be happy although i am left all alone

..with no one to walk with me, I think I'm done...

right thing, but if exist someone...

I would like him to hold me, like before no one..

because i feel he is" THAT ONE",soliciting...

( wtf is soliciting?)
i will arange a meeting.. ( btw my english sucks?)

..with candles and dancing..

(for this occasion) i will even take of my toungue piercing..

..and wear the dress with golden earing..

and i will take everyones breath with my appearing

As I enter the ball room..

i will say :KABOOM!

then I'll blush, filling my face with large quantities of blood.....

( a joj, ne rimuje ti se) al ajd...
and dwarf said: ooh, my good!!!

ni nemora se rimovat

I will eat shit and go out to take....

ajd ak ti kažeš
..a big machine gun!

then I'll go to Sabor ;-)

and i will say: good day laydies and gentlemens

and most of all, good night.....

sleep well in hell!!

see you in next life....

..and maybe with your wife..

tell her to bring a knife...

and kill her daughter in law beacause she was a bitch to her

she eat her dog and kill her cat....

she almoust kill her too but

the blade was dull......

and the fist was short

..so she is fighting with a dworf..

to regain self-confidence

..that she left in providence..

of southern France

..when she was on vacation..

With her ex-husbend's lover from north Korea

but in that time she had another lover

who had a very good cover

..wearing purple undercover..

...paint-coverd overalls with black coating

..but that doesn't mean anythig..

'cause he was very talented "worker"

..driving truck, colored with marker..

bloody red with fire marks on hood

in a very good mood

driving through da hood

..living a life of Robin Hood..

....who do fuck is Robin Hood.....

He's the living legend from Sherwood

and his life life was good...

...but one day....

he bought a new hair spray

..watch the bottle and pray...

and try to walk straight on your way

but will he stay?

with nothing else to say

he went away

...trying to find a calm bay....

washing his tears away

...thinking that he may be a gay....

a ustvari je postao prava zver

...tek kada ga je počeo naganjati veliki ker...

anakonda

...tek kada ga je počeo naganjati veliki ker...

">

i onda je pronašao svoj pravi smjer

I'll Do It My Way

he said and forever fade away

. While he was leaving the bay...

....he fuck all day.....

..because he went with his willy to play..

.....she want's him to stay but....

..he dosen't know what..

...to do with her mother....

she's never satisfied...

....she is real bitch....

..and maybe a witch..

and she likes KIČ

..because she is a bich..

a dobro sad si zapela baš za tu riječ, već je bila gore,al ajd...

..and maybe a witch...

or is it just a glitch?!?!

What the fuck is glitch?

echoes

a dobro sad si zapela baš za tu riječ, već je bila gore,al ajd...

Sorry, nisam vidjela..

...glitch is bitch.....

..with pills that make me each..

a jać se vratit na kroejšn lengviđ pa ću da vrisnem skviČČČČ!!!!

...and say I m not a bitch... (ja ne znam engl.pa mi se nemojte smijati ak negdje pogriješim )

To all of You!

....mother fuckers!!!!!

..who thinks I'm a sucker..

and likes chris tucker..

....in that movie about tracker..

trudna sam pa ću gricnuti kreker

i navinuti stari veker

ugasit ću si pacemaker

(Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella

pada mi kiša u pivo stella

(Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella

moja mala krmača zove se bella

pada kiša jede mi se kelja

i dalje svira glupa Umbrella

(Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella

pod rijaninim okašcetom masnica je debela

..now she sings with umbrella..

tux od sebe norca dela

smrdiće ko krava debela

koja je ostala bez dijela tijela

odgrizao joj pit bull noge

taman dok je uspjela napravit najteži položaj joge

.. i tako gledajući u svoje odgrižene noge...

.....cucla ostatke kože i tkiva....

i misli u glavi gdje bi bila...

...kad bi bila i ne bi bila....

...kakva je to strašna sila...

...koja te tjera da od sebe napravis debila...

čvrsta ruka i poštenje

dok zubima kidaš praseće pečenje

..a ja za tvoje probleme tražim moguće rješenje...

nema riješenja sve dok je dilema .dok se ne riješi dileme nema njemu njegove žene....

i ja polako režem vene

da ga pojedem,jagnje zove mene

i dok jedem jagnje dobijam migrene

i bezveze gutam silapene

dok aligator najednom blene

kad ga vidim brža sam od sjene