Ferengi Rules of Acquisitions (malo za Google)
1 Once you have their money, you never give it back. "The Nagus", "Heart of Stone" (DS9)
2 The best deal is the one that makes the most profit. The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
3 Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to. "The Maquis, Part II" (DS9)
4 A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen. The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.[1] "The Nagus" (DS9)
7 Keep your ears open. "In the Hands of the Prophets" (DS9)
8 Small print leads to large risk. Legends of the Ferengi
9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. "The Storyteller" (DS9)
10 Greed is eternal. "Prophet Motive" (DS9), "False Profits" (VOY)
11 Even if it's free, you can always buy it cheaper. The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
12 Anything worth selling is worth selling twice. The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. Legends of the Ferengi
16 A deal is a deal. "Melora" (DS9)
17 A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi. "Body Parts" (DS9)
18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. "Heart of Stone" (DS9)
19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed. Legends of the Ferengi
21 Never place friendship above profit. "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9)
22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind. "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9)
23 Nothing is more important than your health... except for your money. "Acquisition" (ENT)
27 There is nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. Legends of the Ferengi
28 Whisper your way to success. "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River" (DS9)
31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.[2] "The Siege" (DS9)
33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss.[3] "Rules of Acquisition", "The Dogs of War" (DS9)
34 War is good for business. "Destiny" (DS9); "The Siege of AR-558" (DS9)
35 Peace is good for business.[4] "The Perfect Mate" (TNG); "Destiny" (DS9)
40 She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum. Legends of the Ferengi
41 Profit is its own reward. Legends of the Ferengi
44 Never confuse wisdom with luck. Legends of the Ferengi
45 Expand or die.[5] "Acquisition" (ENT)
47 Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. "Rivals" (DS9)
48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9)
52 Never ask when you can take. Legends of the Ferengi
57 Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them. "Armageddon Game" (DS9)
58 There is no substitute for success. Legends of the Ferengi
59 Free advice is seldom cheap. "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9)
60 Keep your lies consistent. Legends of the Ferengi
62 The riskier the road, the greater the profit. "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9)
65 Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff. Legends of the Ferengi
74 Knowledge equals profit. "Inside Man" (VOY)
75 Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum. "Civil Defense" (DS9)
76 Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. "The Homecoming" (DS9)
79 Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge. Legends of the Ferengi
82 The flimsier the product, the higher the price. Legends of the Ferengi
85 Never let the competition know what you're thinking. Legends of the Ferengi
89 Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits. Legends of the Ferengi
94 Females and finances don't mix. "Ferengi Love Songs" (DS9)
95 Expand or die. "False Profits" (VOY); "Acquisition" (ENT)[5]
97 Enough... is never enough. Legends of the Ferengi
98 Every man has his price. "In the Pale Moonlight" (DS9)
99 Trust is the biggest liability of all. Legends of the Ferengi
102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. "The Jem'Hadar" (DS9)
103 Sleep can interfere with your lust for latinum.[6] "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9)
104 Faith moves mountains... of inventory. Legends of the Ferengi
106 There is no honor in poverty. Legends of the Ferengi
109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. "Rivals" (DS9)
111 Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them. "Past Tense, Part I",
"The Darkness and the Light" (DS9)
112 Never have sex with the boss's sister. "Playing God" (DS9)
113 Always have sex with the boss. Legends of the Ferengi
121 Everything is for sale, even friendship. Legends of the Ferengi
123 Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum. Legends of the Ferengi
125 You can't make a deal if you're dead. "The Siege of AR-558" (DS9)
139 Wives serve, brothers inherit. "Necessary Evil" (DS9)
141 Only fools pay retail. Legends of the Ferengi
144 There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket. Legends of the Ferengi
162 Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit. Legends of the Ferengi
168 Whisper your way to success. "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River" (DS9)
177 Know your enemies... but do business with them always. Legends of the Ferengi
181 Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit. Legends of the Ferengi
189 Let others keep their reputation. You keep their latinum. Legends of the Ferengi
190 Hear all, trust nothing. "Call to Arms" (DS9)
192 Never cheat a Klingon... unless you can get away with it. Legends of the Ferengi
194 It's always good to know about new customers before they walk in your door. "Whispers" (DS9)
202 The justification for profit is profit. Legends of the Ferengi
203 New customers are like razor-toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. "Little Green Men" (DS9)
208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer. "Ferengi Love Songs" (DS9)
211 Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them. "Bar Association" (DS9)
214 Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach. "The Maquis, Part I" (DS9)
217 You can't free a fish from water. "Past Tense, Part I" (DS9)
218 Always know what you're buying. Legends of the Ferengi
223 Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox. Legends of the Ferengi
229 Latinum lasts longer than lust. "Ferengi Love Songs" (DS9)
236 You can't buy fate. Legends of the Ferengi
239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product. "Body Parts" (DS9)
242 More is good. All is better. Legends of the Ferengi
255 A wife is a luxury... a smart accountant a necessity. Legends of the Ferengi
261 A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. Legends of the Ferengi
263 Never let doubt interfere with your lust for latinum. "Bar Association" (DS9)
266 When in doubt, lie. Legends of the Ferengi
284 Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi. Legends of the Ferengi
285 No good deed ever goes unpunished. "The Collaborator" (DS9)
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