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Fight Club

Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favor.
Narrator: Yeah, sure...
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What?... in the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.

Tyler Durden: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

The Lord Of The Rings

Frodo: You're late.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Mostovi okruga Madison

Francesca: "We are all the choices that we make, Robert.That's what we are."

"Do koske"

Puši kurac, ode palac

MacaPapucharica

Mostovi okruga Madison

This kind of certainty comes, but once in a lifetime.

"That was a hardcore man, fucking hardcore"

Full Metal Jacket

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Apocalypse Now

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"
Gone with the wind


"Of all the Gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine..."
Casablanca

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
Casablanca

"Znaš... crne rupe nastaju kada se um ubrza do beskonačnosti. Ali u negativnom smislu. Tako da u njima nema ničega. Nema prostora. Vremena. Nema drugih ljudi. Nema čak ni tebe. U crnim rupama možeš ludo da se zezaš. Da lebdiš iznad zemlje. Da slušaš rock ´n´ roll. Dozivaš kišu. Ili da mazneš neku lepu ribu. (Baš su lepe crne rupe.) Da... Samo je bezveze kada se probudiš...."

crni bombarder

Nobody puts Baby in the corner

"Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
film Threesome

Najjači:
Znam ja šta ste vi naumili! Da nas dvojicu pre vremena u grob oterate. Ali gospodo, malo ste se zajebali. Nas dvojica smo neuništivi. Ko na nas krene, smesta je najebo. Jel tako tatice?

...andjeli: "skoci, mozda znas da letis..."
...die hard neki dio: "so, what's the plan?"....B.Willis: "find Lucy and kill everybody else..."
...potpisujem 'frankly, my dear - I don't give a damn"...toliko mi je draga ta recenica da sam ju svojevremeno imala i u potpisu...

U filmu "Mrtav ladan" prvo ga odvali šakom a onda mu kaže:

"Nije lepo smijati se tuđoj nesreći!"

Dule Savić..Dule Savić...

Rane

Wax on Wax off

Preko-nekoliko iz Balkanskog špijuna....
Pola sata se drogirao ooovooolkom špricom... Težak narkoman.....
Ja sam im sumnjiv što slikam po aerodromu, a špijuni im prolaze....
Pa iz maratonaca: Ajde deda, vozi brže! Ne mogu, jurimo trideset!!!

Od stranih, hmmm
Ritchie, would you do me a favour and lick my pussy for me? ....errrrr, sure! - From Dusk Till Dawn (i cijela Chet-ova Come on pussy lovers spika )
tbc...

Milunka!!jeli Milunka? jel me ti nagovori da turim struju u ogradu?Turim ti ga majci!
Šta sad da radim s ovim?ajd mu sad ti objasni:gospodine,ta struja nije opasna to samo pecne,znate?dođi,kaži mu sad;to što ste vi umrli je slučajno,dešava se...

Milunka vataj ga za noge!Šta ćeš sad s njim?da ga jebem Milunka!!! pa da ga prebacim kod Stanislava... "> "> "> ">

(prejebena scena)

ps. -A i ti,pička da ti materina šta se kačiš na moju ogradu u tom pederskom odelu!

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Zar nije Milonka? :">

mi nismo anđeli 3...
-oćeš da mi popušiš?
-(šamar) Marko!!!
-ma ne marku,meni bre...

i ono iz vratiće se rode...kad dule kaže...nisam ja tereza kesovija da pomažem ljudima...onda ga krljo ispravi pa kaže...majka tereza...a na to će dule...majka tereza kesovija,isti kurac...
tako nešto

adebisi-jug2

i ono iz vratiće se rode...kad dule kaže...nisam ja tereza kesovija da pomažem ljudima...onda ga krljo ispravi pa kaže...majka tereza...a na to će dule...majka tereza kesovija,isti kurac...
tako nešto

Hehe,dobri su....i kad lik kaže "Smrt je život bez rakije"

I prejaki su mi u busu: ajmo onu našu:precednik Dule!
i kad pop kaže: oni su spremni za pripreme,a Dule će; ma koji će im kurac pripreme ako su spremni

kazo jer ti puše?
ne spavaju

i kad ovaj predsjednik kluba govori svećeniku da je postao trener...pa ono priča...jednoglasnom odlukom izvršnog odbora,postali ste novi trener fk baranda...i onda ono...
-jel vi volite nogomet?
-pa...volim
-e pa to nije bitno,a jel volite decu?
-pa...volim...
-e vidite,ni to nije bitno.a jel vi tražite neke pare za taj posao?
-pa...ne tražim...
-eeee to je moj pope bitno

Eo nekoliko men dragih kvota iz filmovah:

American beauty -
My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell.

Being John Malkovich -
-Which of these two letters comes first, this one or this one?
-One of those is not a letter, sir?
-Damn, you're good.

The Big Lebowski -
-What's in the fuckin' carrier?
- Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
-You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
-What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
-Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

Conspiracy Theory -
-David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, Richard Speck...
-What about them?
-Serial killers. Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman...
-John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names.
-Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn't die. If Reagan had died, I'm pretty sure we probably would all know what John Hinckley's middle name was.

- I just thought of another one: James Earl Ray, the guy who got Luther King. Then of course, there's Sirhan Sirhan. I still haven't figured that one out. Maybe it's Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan, I don't know.

- You know why the Grateful Dead are always on tour? Because they're all British intelligence agents. They're all spies. Jerry Garcia himself has a double 00 rating, just like James Bond.
- Jerry Garcia is dead.
- That's what they want you to think."

Groundhog Day -
-It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!". Oh yeah, "Don't drive on the railroad track!"
- Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with.

Gone In 60 Seconds -
-What do you think is more exciting, having sex or stealing cars?
- Having sex or boosting cars..uhm..whoo.. Well, how about having sex while boosting cars?
- That's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls though.

Good Will Hunting -
You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car.

My father was an alcoholic. Mean fuckin' drunk. He'd come home hammered, lookin' to whale on somebody. So, I had to provoke him so he wouldn't go after my mother and little brother. Interesting nights were when he wore his rings.

-You were hoping for a goodnight kiss.
-No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a goodnight lay, but I'll settle for like a kiss.
-How very noble of you.
-Thank you.


To be continued.....

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