Men Rules

MEN RULES: Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

In case you wondered, and are male - these are the rules we abide by. If you are a girl reading this, then you can just refresh your memory.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the "other one "

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Poklon za kraj...

Moj favorit se krije pod brojem 1 (osim onih sa sportom)...

Anonymous, a tvoj favorit je...?

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

hihihihi

Leon je napisao/la: Moj favorit se krije pod brojem 1 (osim onih sa sportom)... Anonymous, a tvoj favorit je...?

Da li je pitanje stvarno meni upućeno? I zašto?

Inače, redni broj 6. Cure padaju u nesvjest kad to vide, samo im je neugodno priznati.

Naravno da je, upućeno je svima nama...(za pojašnjenje pogledati "član portala u najnovijem sex skandalu")
Naravno, većina ovih pravila su pravila kojih bi se trebali svi držati, a ne samo muški.
Ona sa sportom mi i nisu baš neka budući da se ne volim na izliku sporta opijati, urlati ili započinjati sranje(to mogu i bez sporta), a da je naš nogomet dosadan - JE! Ne uvijek, ali uglavnom uvijek.
Ovo smatrajte kritikom oba spola!
Byeee...!
P.S.: Lijep pozdrav svim zrelim osobama

mladen.jr je napisao/la: Naravno da je, upućeno je svima nama...(za pojašnjenje pogledati "član portala u najnovijem sex skandalu") Naravno, većina ovih pravila su pravila kojih bi se trebali svi držati, a ne samo muški. Ona sa sportom mi i nisu baš neka budući da se ne volim na izliku sporta opijati, urlati ili započinjati sranje(to mogu i bez sporta), a da je naš nogomet dosadan - JE! Ne uvijek, ali uglavnom uvijek. Ovo smatrajte kritikom oba spola! Byeee...! P.S.: Lijep pozdrav svim zrelim osobama

Ah, tko bi više znao istinu u bespućima internetske zbiljnosti... Što je trik, a što nije. A od mene pozdrav nezrelim osobama.

odlično, sad su svi pozdravljeni...("zrele osobe" U "nezrele osobe" = sve osobe ; matematičko pojašnjenje) lol

U=unija

Leon je napisao/la : Moj favorit se krije pod brojem 1 (osim onih sa sportom)... Anonymous, a tvoj favorit je...?

broj 1 definitivno a izdvojio bih:

Citat: 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

ah, svijet u kojem muškarci i žene žive u harmoničnoj zajednici punoj razumjevanja... Kako dosadno!!!!

ah,neka mi netko prvo prevede tekst pa ću onda tek dat svoj pametni komentarčić

odlična fora, dobila sam ju na mail već u par navrata, ali svaki put je zabavno za čitanje. naročito kada se uzme u obzir da ništa od toga nije šala , nego apsolutna istina

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

What toilet seat??? My medication clearly states "Do not operate machinery"...

Leon je napisao/la: Moj favorit se krije pod brojem 1 (osim onih sa sportom)... Anonymous, a tvoj favorit je...?

These are my favorite things:
1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.
Oh, so sorry I dont understand English....
my favorite : me,myself and I
and remember = 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
dirty ,stinky socks rules