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The Killer Kangaroo (death-bringus maximus verybig-teethus) lives in sewers and generally hunts ninja turtles, it has a distinctive ability to climb walls and eat over 60 times its body mass in under 2 minutes makes it more dangerous than the duck. The Killer Kangaroo has been thought to live on another planet but comes to Earth yearly (by jumping from moon to moon), to eat its yearly intake, it will eat vampires, humans, ducks, zombies and kittens. Those who generally try to find more out about it usually end up dead. Most scientists think it has such good hearing it can hear you from over 3000 light-years away.
Army intelligence thinks that the Killer Kangaroo stopped WW2 by eating Hitler and caught him in Castle Wolfenstein. It is also believed that The Wombles created killer kangaroos to tick people off, which has been recently proven, because your mother was just eaten.
This was not the last of the Killer Kangaroo. Killer Kangaroo won the downunder boxing championship, which was held against other kangaroos and other Australian mascots such as the emu, the wallaby, the platypuss, the crocodile, the stingray and Steve Irwin. The semifinals saw the Killer Kangaroo smashing the crocodile while the stingray killed Steve Irwin as he decided to make a documentary at that moment rather than fight. The stingray was disqualified from the tournament for using its tail as a weapon which automatically resulted in the Killer Kangaroo being declared the winner. Confident and determined, the Killer Kangaroo challenged the boxing legend Muhammed Ali into a duel and forced him into retirement after knocking out Ali in just 2 rounds. Critics argue that the Kangaroo had a home turf advantage, as the match was held downunder in scorching heat and in the middle of nowhere, with a dingo as the referee. Ali, deeply disappointed with his loss, staged his final match. This huge win for the Australian icon, soon became a legendary story and is told by the native Australians at their midnight gatherings.
Do not confuse Killer Kangaroos with Killer Swans. Killer Kangaroos can not so easily be thwarted by Giant Clams at the bottom of the lake. Killer Kangaroos are also a lot more stupid than Killer Swans. They can't tell the difference between a human and a rhino. They love hippies, so if you are a hippie, don't go looking for a Killer Kangaroo. They also have a special atrraction to math teachers, they like how they say their numbers...It's a wonderful sight to see a math teacher getting eaten by a Killer Kangaroo...Especially if it is your math teacher.
Also, don't run around like a retart.
[edit] A reminder
Always be aware of the Killer Kangaroo as it travels in packs and eats lots and lots. Always use caution and prey to god and robot Jesus everyday that the Killer Kangaroo will not come down today and kill you. Killer Kangaroo may also be known as the Ciellijer Cunkranoo. If you call it by it's alternate name, it will always run away, and devour it's family and its friends then it will come back and devour you.
The Kangaroo Frog (Ganlaus erabolis) is the only bipedal amphibian and the only tree frog with a tail. Males are an average of 4.8cm tall while females are 7.1cm tall, on average. They inhabit plots of farmland from Guatemala City, Guatemala to San Salvador, El Salvador to Tegucigalpa, Honduras.
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