Pjesmiculjci za zaljubljene...

Romantic 1st lines.... Deadly 2nd lines

Jedni ste od onih koji nemaju inspiracije?! Rado biste svog partnera pocastili kakvih zgodnih stihom?! Zelite ponovno rasplamsati plam vase vjecne ljubavi, nadoliti benzina na ugaslu zeravicu?!

Nista lakse! Ako neki od potonjih stihova ne zaiskre oci vase partnerice/partnera, onda ste u vezi s mrtvim puhalom! ;-)

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Imate li i vi svojih umotvorina?

si zaljubljen?!!!

Poppy

si zaljubljen?!!!

Nazalost (ili na srecu), ne nalazim se u situaciji gdje bi nekoj recitirao gornje stihove.

definitivno nažalost!

ma prekrasno.... meni to liči više na bračni zavjet, nego na pjesmicu koju bi recitirala nekom liku

Dušo moja, sva si mi u licu,
k'o krmača kad izvrće picu

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
ova je najbolja

tražiš me uzaludno..
nećeš me naći ako me tražiš među drugima..
jer sjene smo jedno drugoga
i nestalni...
isto srce.

e sad, ko ne bi pao na ovo...

Korisničko ime

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
ova je najbolja

insomnia

tražiš me uzaludno..
nećeš me naći ako me tražiš među drugima..
jer sjene smo jedno drugoga
i nestalni...
isto srce.

e sad, ko ne bi pao na ovo...

promašujete ceo fudbal!