25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
25 vaznih zivotnih cinjenica...
Kultura, zabava, sport, hobby
....da li to samo vrijedi za ljude koji žive na engleskom govornom podrucju..... 
tamna strana
....da li to samo vrijedi za ljude koji žive na engleskom govornom podrucju.....
Sramota za reći ali ni ja ne znam šta tam piše,ne znam engleski........ajd napiši to na njemačkom ili ruskom......
ops:">yesss,litol parlam,lotel zamuckujem,veri good
bit će prijemni ispit. ne možeš biti član portala ako ne govoriš naš maternji engleski jezik...
čitala sam ovu foru već. ok je.
jel to znači da je @leteći već tu negdje sredovječan?
čitala sam ovu foru već. ok je.
jel to znači da je @leteći već tu negdje sredovječan?
...potpisujem jedino br. 3 i br. 25...
anakonda...potpisujem jedino br. 3 i br. 25...
do middle age ćeš valjda naučit i ostalih 23
DanicaV
bit će prijemni ispit. ne možeš biti član portala ako ne govoriš naš maternji engleski jezik...
bez smijanja molim....
3.. i 25...?
3.ići u crkvu ...hmm..ne čini te?.... kršćaninom kao što te stajanje u garaži ne čini autom?????
25.ako moraš birati između dva đavla,uzmi onog kojeg nisi prije probao??!!!
i 16.je dobra..nešto sa kolačima....mmm
ops:"> ops:"> ops:">anakonda...potpisujem jedino br. 3 i br. 25...
...ispričavam se - htjedoh napisati br. 2 i 25....
anakonda
anakonda...potpisujem jedino br. 3 i br. 25...
...ispričavam se - htjedoh napisati br. 2 i 25....
a meni još bilo čudno....... mislim, izbor broja 3
broj 20 mi svaki puta dokaže da nije moguće postati imun.....
...zaista bi bilo čudno da je istina taj br.3......dobro da je @legica ukazala na taj propust, ljudi bi stekli krivo mišljenje...
...dobro da je @legica ukazala na taj propust, ljudi bi stekli krivo mišljenje...predivno, predivno 
ne mogu se odlučiti koja mi je najbolja! 
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ne mogu se odlučiti koja mi je najbolja! ">anakondaToo late...
... ljudi bi stekli krivo mišljenje...
...ah, dobro - što je - tu je......ne bježim od same sebe...
...ne bježim od same sebe...